ctherworldly:

gOD OKA Y but… can we talk ab. how excited cain would be if he saw earth. or any of earth’s features.

lik e???? GR ASS????? GR ASSS THI S IS WHAT THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT WHEN THEY SAY UR ASS IS GRASS IT HAS A FEELING????? the ocean. tHE OCEA N LOOK IT IS BLU E AND THERE ARE FUCKING FISH AND THE RES SOM E LITTER BU T LO OK AT HTAT SHIT GO IT JUST…. waves………. look at all that blue fucking wa ter and holy shit its saltier than your attitu de when u catch me smoking, abel, but go FD AMN FHAT IS SO ME GO OD SHI T

AN D abeL IS JUST STANDIN G THERE WITH SOME KIND OF SHOULDER BAG SHIT LIKE cain remember u can get a sunburn now pls be sure to put on sunscreen and maybe a hat dont walk away fro m mE YOUN G MAN YOU GET BACK HERE

also cain falling asleep on a lawn chair shirtless and the whole gangs here bc earth field trip ft momma keeler and papa encke and phobos dips his finger in sunscreen and gives him this MASSIVE SUN TATTOO DICK on his back and then v artfully leaves some coming out of the tip of said sun tattoo dick. phobos??? more like /picasso/

Jul 9 20:47 ( 12 )