do you think cains ever gotten his dick stuck in a pringles can
or a donut
or a jar of peanut butter
sorry *crunchy jar of peanut butter he probably likes the texture
I JUST STARTED DYING IMAGINW HIM WAFDLING INTO THE MEDICAL BAY WITH A JA R OF FUCKING SKIPPY BETWEEN HIS LEG S IM PISSIfn
GO D
“cain how can we help you”
“ive got myself into a kind of….. *looks at the camera* sticky situation.”
INDIE CAIN FROM STARFIGHTER BY HAMLETMACHINE!!
interactions.
i’ll only write with mutuals due to some previous issues and personal preference.. please respect this. if we both follow each other, then feel free to contact me through fanmail, an ask or skype which is available upon request, or you can tag me in a post using the tag #ctherworldly. I’m completely open to characters from different fandoms, as well! you don’t need previous knowledge of starfighter in order to rp with me! that’s what verses are for. :-)
my writing will range from one-liners and banter to novella; i’m open to plotting or simply winging threads. i will not do smut threads, & i have a very, very strong aversion to ask threads. don’t reblog them; make a new text post, please.
also, please keep in mind that sometimes my replies will fluctuate to coming in quickly or taking ages to get to. admittedly, i’m a little slow on my replies & a champ at procrastinating. i will drop a thread if i feel the need to, but i will give you a warning before dropping it. don’t badger me about replying to you. muses are fickle things, as i’m sure you’re aware of, and i don’t appreciate being hounded repeatedly about replies. if it really has been a while, you are welcome to message me and ask about it, but do not send me multiple asks about a thread and why i have yet to reply to it.the muse does not equal the mun. in addition, i ask that you please have a basic grasp of english grammar and spelling. i don’t mind typos or the occasional grammar mistake, as i make those as well and we all make mistakes. english isn’t my first language; & if you speak tagalog and wish to thread with me using tagalog, i am literally so down you don’t even know.
shipping.
this blog is multi-ship, although that isn’t the main focus. i ship chemistry. do not force a ship on me; i will block you with no questions asked.
extra content.
don’t steal my icons. that’s it. don’t be an asshole.
my name is ro, i live in the united states, my time zone is cst & i’m probably too attached to tsukishima kei for my own good? i ask that you tag nsfw & your ships accordingly, just out of courtesy.
thank you so much for reading through the rules; i truly hope we can have fun!!
